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Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
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Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual
Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth
by Goatblower May 10, 2018
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A Russian Piping

To have a pipe shoved up the asshole with little to no lubricant
Did you hear they did a Russian Piping to Vlad yesterday?
by Meutar October 22, 2025
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Pipe Rider

A women or man who offers sexual acts to pipeline workers for money and/or drugs. Kind of like a lot lizard.
That pipe rider has been around. Half the crew called in with herpes today.
by Xharvester December 22, 2018
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Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...
Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*
by Dog............... March 9, 2022
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Pipe Dreams

Escaping Pipe Dreams almost seems like a pipe dream in itself.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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