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Phone-ment

When you post your entire life or fun experiences on your phone instead just being in the moment.
Girl 1: “wow this is such a beautiful sunset.”
Girl 2 “yeah I’m gonna post it on my story
Girl 1 “you’re always living in the phone-ment”
by piano August 16, 2020
mugGet the Phone-mentmug.

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016
mugGet the phone girlfriendmug.

phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.
kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.
by catnamedpat June 11, 2022
mugGet the phonemug.

oppo pHONE

Bruv,this thing is a bomb from 1980's
HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by #Rizzler March 31, 2024
mugGet the oppo pHONEmug.

National Phone Sex Day

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?
by KonDaDon June 25, 2022
mugGet the National Phone Sex Daymug.

Phone Hawk

That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you

-relieve you of your phone

-to hack and get on your SnapChat story

These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.

Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"

"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
mugGet the Phone Hawkmug.

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