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Gamer girl pee 

The nectar of gods, it is the only known cure to ALL diseases. After drinking gamer girl pee you are sent into a state of trance that makes you the most epic gamer guy there is.

Although it is the most important substance there is, it is very rare because it is harvested from the endangered species of "Real gamer girls."

Gamer girls may be reluctant to surrender their pee but if you assert you dominance by T-posing she would likely even pee directly into your mouth.

It will likely make you become so epic that you spontaneously combust if you are not an epic gamer on acount of it's sheer omnipotence.

(The only cure the the fatal disease of cooties)
Me: "Bro have you tried gamer girl pee?"
Gamer bro: "Nah, what is it?"
Me: *passes that shit* "See for yourself."
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Safety Pee 

noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.

noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.

Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.

verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.

Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.

Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
Safety Pee by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010

Creepy Pee Pee 

A man, or woman with a penis that has a defect on it and is either to short or to fat.
That chick last night sure did have a Creepy Pee Pee.
Creepy Pee Pee by Larry Buutzz November 17, 2010

Jesus Pee 

Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.
Jesus Pee by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014
The act of going for a quick pee.
Be right back, gotta take a hot pee.
Hot Pee by papertowels000 October 29, 2016

Small pee pee gang 

When you have a small pee pee this is your place
John: "my pee pee to small"
Karina: "there's a small pee pee gang you could join and there will be people with small pee pee's like yours!"