Why my pee pee magenta?
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Sex Pee
Gamer girl pee
The nectar of gods, it is the only known cure to ALL diseases. After drinking gamer girl pee you are sent into a state of trance that makes you the most epic gamer guy there is.
Although it is the most important substance there is, it is very rare because it is harvested from the endangered species of "Real gamer girls."
Gamer girls may be reluctant to surrender their pee but if you assert you dominance by T-posing she would likely even pee directly into your mouth.
It will likely make you become so epic that you spontaneously combust if you are not an epic gamer on acount of it's sheer omnipotence.
(The only cure the the fatal disease of cooties)
Although it is the most important substance there is, it is very rare because it is harvested from the endangered species of "Real gamer girls."
Gamer girls may be reluctant to surrender their pee but if you assert you dominance by T-posing she would likely even pee directly into your mouth.
It will likely make you become so epic that you spontaneously combust if you are not an epic gamer on acount of it's sheer omnipotence.
(The only cure the the fatal disease of cooties)
Me: "Bro have you tried gamer girl pee?"
Gamer bro: "Nah, what is it?"
Me: *passes that shit* "See for yourself."
Gamer bro: "Nah, what is it?"
Me: *passes that shit* "See for yourself."
Gamer girl pee by Plato the greek philosopher. August 14, 2019
Safety Pee
noun. 1.) The cautious practice of urinating before starting a time-consuming or strenuous and uncomfortable venture.
noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
noun. 2.) The bodily waste expelled in such a prudent manner.
Rumor has it that among crass individuals the synonym "Safety Piss" exists.
verb.) the act of utilizing the "safety pee/piss" practice.
Movie theater: Oh, good. It's still the previews. I still have time for a safety pee.
Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
Traffic: Uh oh. It's almost rush hour. I better make a safety pee in case it takes me three hours to get home.
Weird Scenario: Oh, geez. Not another tickle-gauntlet. I better make a safety pee or this could be awkward.
Safety Pee by Awkward Scholar NM September 12, 2010
Creepy Pee Pee
Creepy Pee Pee by Larry Buutzz November 17, 2010
Jesus Pee
Mountain Dew. The heavenly liquid inside makes you jolly and happy. Jesus Pee makes your day better.
Jesus Pee by Anti_yuppy March 20, 2014