Peanut Butter Rivalries

Peanut Butter Rivalries is when the most well know rivals, think they are opposites but are the same for the most part. They think they are peanut butter and jelly but they are just peanut butter and peanut butter.

Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.

by Odd_James August 4, 2025

Peanut Butter and Scharmfen

A Peanut Butter and Scharmfen is a sandwich with peanut butter and cyanide with 15 grams of uranium

Hey! Do you want a Peanut Butter and Scharmfen?

by ChristmasMarcus7 August 27, 2025

Peanut

1. A socially awkward wall flower who joins an Aussie rules footy club and impedes on a silly Sunday wig out.

“You’re right, if it wasn’t for peanut I would be in another planet of doots”

Synonym- Retard

Example- Holy fuck how am I supposed to launch when peanut is also on the roof

by Cock and Cartilage September 16, 2025

Peanut Monkey

Someone who works for next to nothing and provides an extremely sub standard service

That guy is so cheap and his work is so crap, he's a goddam peanut monkey

by The Growling Salmon October 3, 2025

Peanut

A car given for free or bought for less than $500.

Most commonly used by the YouTube creator group CboysTV

We bought a peanut for $300

by Gardens Thor November 22, 2025

Peanut Butter Jeffery

Peanut butter Jeffery

I eat him for breakfast every day
He is very tasty
I put him on my resume
He can be chunky
Or sometimes very smooth
He smells a little funky

Soothe
What is he

What does he mean
He’s a little sussy
He is a concept and not to be seen
He is very moldy
9:25 pm
He once told me the world is an m&m
In 2094
There will be a toothpaste war
And the only survivor will be cardboard mushroom
Meow
Card
Meow
He is not an actual cardboard mushroom he is a radioactive space panda
Cardboard mushroom
Meow
Meow
Meow
Peanut butter Jeffery

I finally figured out who he is
He’s cardboard mushroom’s sidekick
Fizzy fizz fizz fizzzzzzzzzz
Together they fight evillers with big potatoes
And together they try to get their big potatoes
Yeah
Cardboard mushroom, Peanut butter Jeffery, and their army try to stop the evil voicemails of eyelids that are oily
‘Tis the season to eat a dumpling

Falalalala lala la la
A flat tire I am pumping
Falalalala lala la la
Land ahoy mateys

For the great cardboard mushroom is here
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow
Meow says the cat and woof says the dog
Peanut butter Jeffery will now make a poopy log
Peanut butter solitude
Copyright January 2024 - Jerfry Cool

Peanut butter Jeffery is my mother

by Jerfry Cool December 26, 2025

Lazy Peanut

Misconception derived from the Grumpy Munchkin.

This is when you have to urinate and don't feel like doing it yourself. You have your woman or (life-partner) pull out your junk and you simply urinate in their mouth.

can be modified to morning peanut, same as above but applies to when you first wake up.

I gave my girlfriend the lazy peanut because the game went into overtime and I could miss a second.

by DUDE May 13, 2005