A Pussy
Pizza is the term used to describe a type of
pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of
pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...
Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan
pizza.
Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy
pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and
family.
outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.