If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

thatrandomperson and teegan

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Gabriel Does Not Know Eliza Coupe<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Gabriel Does Not Know Eliza Coupe<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Gabriel Does Not Know Eliza Coupe<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 16, 2025

I know you are but what am I

A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds

kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I

by thatperfectkid101 May 10, 2023

the worst and knows it

someone who is a prick,knows it and wears it like a badge of honor aka me

waving something they just pickpocketed in the face of the person they just stole it from

He was waving something he just pickpocketed from me in my face.
he's the worst and knows it

by KxosXD (a.k.a. Kial) February 17, 2022

toocan knows

When you get a wiff of a certain smell in the air and an urge comes over you to follow the smell with your nose.

#1. Did you smell that?
#2. No
#3. (with nose raised High in the air) Follow me.
#4. Where are you guy's going?

#1. Follow the nose toocan knows

by gangstagoldfish April 25, 2011

Sad to know you hour

When your friend takes the biggest L of their life

Your mom did take the L on you because her and your dad got divorced? That a sad to know you hour

by Darkquavis December 31, 2018