You Jelly?

You Jelly? Is a statement used to rhetorically say you jealous? You can also make a comeback on this by saying:"No, I'm jam. This is mostly used by Gamers, and nerds. (Yes there is a difference) Meant to be used on an angry or raging n00b.
Ex: I just bought a keg of beer, you jelly? Ex: Someone is driving a Dodge Charger with hydraulics, headlights, and underglow. This would be a time to say you jelly? if you were driving. Ex: I got my license. You jelly? No, I'm jam. Ex: I just burned down your house and took all your food! You jelly?
by JewishTowelie June 28, 2012
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Fuck You

A song by a well-known artist named Cee Lo Green. Cee Lo is a large black man who also made many other iconic songs such as:

1. "Closet Freak"

2. "I'll be Around"
and

3. "It's Ok"
and he did a song with Jack Black for the Kung Fu Panda movie. It was a remix of "Kung Fu Fighting" by Carl Douglas.

Lyrics go like this:

I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love and i'm like

Fuck You, ooo hoo hoo.
Person 1: I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I love and i'm like...

Person 2: not this again

Both: Fuck You!
*laughs*

Example 2:

Dude 1: what's that one song by Cee Lo Green

Dude 2: Fuck You!
by nbamike23 February 04, 2011
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shut you

a far superior form of the term shut up. it refers to the fact that youve got to shut the fuck up and die!
"shut you, mother cock sucking, beastiality lover!"
by mother bicth April 26, 2004
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touch you

An opening that's way too good for the anime it's featured in (well, if we ignore the lyrics).
Friend 1: "Hey, do you know the song Touch You from Yarichin Bitch Club?"

Friend 2: "I do! It's way too catchy for being from THAT anime though."
by Professional Jotaro Simp April 07, 2021
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You Philistine

A quip or remark at the expense of someone considered to possess little or no culture or intelligence. It's usually made by nerds, geeks or prudish females.

The remark is often made as an insult by someone who is disapproving of a persons actions or crude or primitive comments etc

However, ironically the intended insult often confuses the recipient and therefore is mistakenly taken as a compliment. Thus it's not uncommon for the recipient to respond with "thank you".
Un-civilized man sitting with at a bar with two girls. He tries hitting on one girl way out of his league, by groping her to which the other girl shouts (in defence of her friend) "You Philistine!".

"Thanks" he replies only to have his face slapped by the girl he groped and the contents of her drink poured over his head.
by sunshiyong November 24, 2010
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you betcha

Jay-Z: Can I get a woot woot
Palin: you betcha
by ragnus February 15, 2010
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you fried

A word deriving from the un-ghetto suburbs of Macomb County, Michigan, where whites make up a majority of the population. You fried means you've been insulted badly, or you don't know what your talking about, it can also mean you've said something just plain stupid. You are also fried if, you say this word every other word

You can use this word when you have a strong disagreement, or you have told a good joke about someone and they have no good comeback. The African American population enjoys using this "slang" language.
Man you know i fucked Dr. Dre Ph.D right ... negro you fried no you didn't.

or

Jesus was born 2009.... you fried dummy

or

my air force twos better than your j`s .. "bitch" you fried

or

Tupac: bitch you fried you fried ass motha fried fucker
Biggie: (in a deep voice) naw nigga you fried for saying fried
by tyrone biggums the 2nd May 19, 2009
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