Max’s Nose

An Elongated nose; resembles an elephant trunk or Pinocchio like features; Titanic's sister ship

Jesus Christ, Max’s nose has been here for three days but where is Max at?

by Jdizzle Watson May 23, 2020

Nosed

When a guy has a particularly large nose and a girl sits on his face and the guy's nose acts as a sex toy for the girl's clitoris until she orgasms.

Girl 1: "Jaiden let me sit on his face last night and totally nosed me."
Girl 2: "He does have a pretty big schnoz."

by K.K.T June 16, 2017

troll nose

An alien's perspective of a penis. First publicly coined by Ryan Gosling on one of his 'Close Encounter' skits on Saturday Night Live.

"When they (the aliens) saw I was packing a troll nose, they just went right for it."

by largeststorm51 April 14, 2024

Nose

Something that lord Voldemort doesn’t have :)

Voldemort: I have a army
Harry: I have a nose
Voldemort: *kills

by Josh dunnnnnn July 9, 2018

nose leather

The dried sloughing of mucous membranes, typically the nose. "Boogers" to the less refined.

"ewwww, the bottom of this desk is coated in nose leather!"

by Eindecker August 31, 2024

Phuk Nose

A polite way of writing, "Fuck knows." Also used to bypass content filters, parents, and illiterate jackasses.

Can also be used as an insult.

<kurobeastix>: how'd class go?
<shadowsong>: phuk nose. i didn't go.
<kurobeastix>: LAWL

<imanoob>: wanna cyba?
<shadowsong>: bug off, phuk nose.
<imanoob>: wat.

by Shadowsong December 18, 2010

you brok my nose

oleg pakhotin has a very large penis and says this when he gets aroused (penis goes big)

big muscly man: i will brok your nos
oleg: you brok my nose
ig muscly man: i like lots sex

by jaqcuavious dingletonthefirst June 7, 2022