Cunt muffin

Fat pussy

Damn look at her cunt muffin showing.

by Tony macaroni April 24, 2019

muffin break

The roll of fat which hangs over the waistline of a girl's pants/skirt which isn't covered by the top she is wearing (like the way a muffin hangs over the paper base).

"That girl shouldn't be wearing that crop top and those low riders..."

by Watch out for Scary Fat Chicks... May 16, 2005

Dental Muffin

When a guy goes down on a girl while she has a yeast infection.

Rebecca is a dirty whore. Phil ate her out last night and she gave him a dental muffin.

by Filth. E. McNasty September 4, 2013

nut muffin

When you send a muffin to your crush full of a mans special juice but then the crush eats it and it turns out it was your dad. So you go to complain to your hamster about your wife who is secretly you mom and your whole life is lie.

Man I could REALLY go for a nut muffin right now. MMMMMMMMMMM

by Yaboibigboidaddycev November 14, 2018

Craze Muffin

Someone whose CrAzY but also cute.

Wesley is such a craze muffin!

by Bubbubz July 25, 2016

Cheese muffin

A word that's code for expressing anger against someone you don't like in a group chat. The person is normally in said group chat. The person is in most cases unfunny as fuck and annoying.

"grr... cheese muffin" "this cheese muffin"

by ilovepepsi420 December 26, 2021

chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean

Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.

by icanthearyou November 6, 2010