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Mindbloomer

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A Mindbloom is someone whose neurodivergent mind doesn’t follow the rules because it was too busy rewriting them. It’s a badge of evolution—an overgrowth of thought, depth, chaos, clarity, and color all at once.
“You ever meet a real Mindbloomer? They don’t walk through life—they remix it.”

“I’m not broken—I’m a Mindbloomer. I sprout where logic cracks.”
by LadyKNIGHTSHADE June 22, 2025
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Midsturbation

The mid point of a masturbation session; the point when masturbating becomes interrupted causes extreme frustration (see Blue Balls)
"My mom walked in on me midsturbation which was awkward as fuck"

"The batteries in my vibe died midsturbation, it was the WORST!"
by Ineedtopoop July 8, 2025
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Mind wipe

A phrase that you say to your friends before telling them something so unhinged that you would like them to pretend it was never said
Person 1: "Honestly, guys, mind wipe?"
Person 2 & 3 (in unison): "Of course!"
Person 1: "I recently pretended to be disabled so that I could get out of a sexual assault charge."
by Norman Pretzels July 9, 2025
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Mindblowjob

The act of saying something nerdy and uselessly satisfying.
Let me give you a mindblowjob - did you know that the fear of palindromes is called aibohphobia? Which is in itself a palindrome!
by Mr_ace July 26, 2025
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Mind Wank

When you need a wank but have no access to the internet or visuaL stimulation like magazines etc, as a last resort you have to your imagination and picture a girl or famous person who find hot to wank over
I had no wi-fi or data on my phone, I don't own any titty mags as its 2025 not 1985. I will have to hsave a mind wank and think about that waitress who served me the other day
by L892 August 20, 2025
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Mind-Muscle Connection

Mind-muscle connection means to focus and really engage that particular muscle during a rep.
This really becomes important when you are trying to target grow a certain muscle. Like for example the back muscles are one of the harder muscles to engage so this connection becomes really important.
" Use Mind-Muscle Connection to Really try to feel your lats pull during the pull-up to engage it don't let your biceps take over"
by Caliphate September 4, 2025
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Mind Spill

When your thoughts flood out onto paper before you can stop them.
I didn’t plan to write a three-page essay; it was just a mind spill.”
by poeticjulie September 9, 2025
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