Jordan 

Jordan's are usually tall, with brown hair and brown eyes. They are very athletic and popular. He is also very kind, caring, and funny. They can make a whole room laugh in a matter of minutes. They are strong mentally and physically. He can appear standoffish at first, but I promise when you meet one, you will see the sweet and caring side. They are really easy to be friends with and they are attractive and have a good style. They are aslo very smart and do well good in school.

Jordan: "Hey... wanna play a game of basketball.."
Me: ( In my head) That is really sweet and thoughtful.

Jordan by adventuresoftheUrbanDictionary June 3, 2020

Jordan Gomez 

An English wannabe lad that is a true doll bludger.

Stop being a jordan Gomez

Jordan Gomez by Aydart June 5, 2020

jordan 

the sexiest girl you will ever meet

“oh my god did you see jordan”
“YES! jordan is so SEXY!”

jordan by dessertlover June 9, 2020

Jordan 

Type of dude who is usually pretty cool, maybe a ninja or ceo of your mom. Most likely has a huge dong. Really sweet but can break your back when it comes down to it.

Girl 1: Wow Jordan is such a great dude, but did you see what’s in his pants??

Girl 2: Yeah I heard he was hunggg

Jordan by My name is nice guy June 22, 2020

Jordan 

A Jordan is a cousin to a Karen. A Jordan is somebody, usually a white male, who on topics of social justice holds that there are many layers of counterintuitive reality that only themselves and other Jordans understand and which imply that nothing can or should be done toward progress in those areas. So named because they're often followers of Jordan Peterson.

Before that Jordans told me about black privilege I was out there protesting like a fool I'm ashamed to admit.

Jordan by Brio Springforward July 7, 2020

Jordan 

Literally a physicotic mastermind. SIKE he is a very cute boy

Jordan is so crazy, I just love him!

Jordan by Horsemeatman August 17, 2020

Jordan's Law 

A popular adage that states that, "no matter how much work you put into it, once you're almost at the finish line, it will all just go away".

"When one fully manages a project so that it is capable of driving itself, the project disappears or is comically reduced."

Jim: "Do you remember that contract that you've been working all month on?"

Jordan: "Yes I do. In fact, I've lost sleep working on this project all week."

Jim: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but the client backed out at the last minute."

Jordan: "Great. Yet another case of Jordan's Law!"

Jordan's Law by Watch_Out_For_Panic August 19, 2020