Origin: Former Kentucky basketball player who played for only one year and then bolted for the NBA. If it wasn't for the NBA age rule, he wouldn't have gone to Kentucky; he used them to gain national attention...aka "one and done."
-noun
1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason
2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you
-verb
1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand
2. The act of feigning interest when there is none
Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus
Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun
1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason
2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you
-verb
1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand
2. The act of feigning interest when there is none
Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus
Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun
1. Conversation between guy and girl:
Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Girl: I would love to!
*Next day*
Guy: So, you ready to hang out?
Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.
Guy: You are such a John Wall.
-verb
1. Two guys talking to each other:
Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?
Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
1. Conversation between guy and girl:
Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Girl: I would love to!
*Next day*
Guy: So, you ready to hang out?
Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.
Guy: You are such a John Wall.
-verb
1. Two guys talking to each other:
Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?
Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
by IHATEJOHNWALL(S) May 26, 2010
One of the whitest people planet earth has ever seen. Will do anything to get a better grade or more pay. Does anything in their power to get along with their teacher or boss.
Mr. Stephens: Good morning. Today we will learn about the sum of two cubes, so get your notebooks out.
Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)
Josh(whispering): Thank God he forgot about the homework cause I didn't bother.
John boy: Mr. Stephens, we had homework.
Mr. Stephens: Ahh yes, thank you for reminding me.
Josh: >:(
John boy: :)
by NoSayHeckOnMinecraft July 30, 2019
What's up with that?
From rhyming slang: what's the story? = what's the john dory? = what's the john?
From rhyming slang: what's the story? = what's the john dory? = what's the john?
by tankass May 20, 2003
The worst wrestler in history. The board of WWE set John Cena to be the next Stone Cold Steve Austin. But failed epic hard and is now classified as a dumbass. Crowds continously chant different insults such as 'You can't wrestle' as he only knows
somewhat about 5 or 6 moves, 'Same old shit' as he always does the same old boring crap over and over again.
John Cena is the nom. 1 cause of WWE ratings. They're falling each second the dumbass is alive.
Cena sadly has a professional carreer in music. Rapping. Which ofcourse he sucks at.
somewhat about 5 or 6 moves, 'Same old shit' as he always does the same old boring crap over and over again.
John Cena is the nom. 1 cause of WWE ratings. They're falling each second the dumbass is alive.
Cena sadly has a professional carreer in music. Rapping. Which ofcourse he sucks at.
by Batzar April 21, 2008
The awesome actor who played Napoleon Dynamite. (and no, he did NOT die in a car crash, thank you very much!)
by Random Jones August 27, 2005
(n.)
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.
2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1. A person who is very horny and typical jerks off to porn of men jerking off.
2. Someone whos actions make absolutely no sense, and often makes a fool of himself, not to please others, but for his own amusement. Example: smelling girls hair (for a long time), or making obxious faces at the opposite sex.
1.Wow with all that cum on your face reminds me of Special John.
2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
2.Stop acting like a Special John and get your head out from inside the toilet.
by Eminem October 08, 2004
John Phillips is the sexist man alive and has a big most dick unlike bobby Lombardo with his small little shrimp dick.
by Titlicker 69 February 14, 2018