Joe Biden

Our successor to King Trump, and the 46th president of the US.

Joe Biden won!!! What happens next!?

by Sami45 January 20, 2021

Joe Biden

The next President of the United States.

"Malarkey" - Joe Biden

by theunholyblossom October 25, 2020

Joe Jonas

also known as Joseph Adam Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.
He is the second of four children (Kevin, Nick, and Frankie), and is extremely telented.

He's part of the very successful band The Jonas Brothers,
which beside common belief, is not a band signed to Disney.
They are just affiliates.

Nicknames:Joe, DJ Dangaa, Joe Dirt, Superman

Joe Jonas is the epitome of sexy.

by a person you dont know January 12, 2008

Sloppy Joe

When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.

"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.

"How did her face look?" -Dude #2

"Well, it looked better than it normally does."

- Dude #1

by Greasy Bear 69 May 15, 2013

Camel Joe

What happens when men wear pants that are too tight; a male Camel Toe

That guy's camel joe makes it look like he's smuggling golf balls!

by miss.joe March 4, 2010

rescue joe

A drinking game, invented by a man who can only be described as smokes, who lives in Southington CT. In this game, a person places a GI Joe in another persons drink unexpectedly. That person has a small ammount of time to finish the drink, thus rescueing joe from an otherwise watery, malt-filled grave. If the person doesnt finish the drink in time, then they are forever known as the dumbass who let joe die, and are immediatly tagged on some part of their body/cloths with a permanent marker.

You bastard, you didnt rescue joe!...tag em..

by Smokeahauntes April 19, 2008

Joe Hit

Joe Hit is when you are out with friends and your all broke, as all of your friends share that last cigrette, the last one to get the butt end is refeered to as the joe hit, (that very last hard to smoke drag.)

Ally, kc, chase and arron are all standing around. When everyone has shared that cigrette. kc turns to arron and with a bit of scarasim hands it off and says " sorry arron you get the joe hit" turning away, with a little laughter from the rest of the group

by Chillin Out May 13, 2008