1 definition by Greasy Bear 69

When a guy takes a shit on his girl's face. While she's trying to wipe it all off, the man punches her in the face so that blood comes gushing out of her nostrils and mixes with the brown feces on her face. As she's screaming in agony, the guy brings two hoes in, and they go ahead and get their ass cheeks pressed against both sides of the girl's head, giving her the "buns". If that wasn't "sloppy" enough, the hoes will proceed to take massive shits in her ears. If she, for some reason, doesn't want to go through it again, find another girl. If this can't be done, use one of the hoes.
"Dude, I gave his mom the biggest sloppy joe last night!" Dude #1 exclaimed.

"How did her face look?" -Dude #2

"Well, it looked better than it normally does."

- Dude #1
by Greasy Bear 69 May 16, 2013
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