jesus groupies

religious, but too religious. meet at hipster coffee shops and talk about israel and jesus over coffee.

i saw jesus groupies talking about jesus with every word being jesus.

by ahfdsafjiow October 23, 2017

Jesus Louiseus

When someone is doing anything annoying (Normally someone named Louise) to annoy them.

Jesus Louiseus, you will have to pick up all this flour!

by Louiseus Cameron May 4, 2023

Jesus Freak

A old male or woman (mostly woman) who is obsessed with jesus christ. They act like this because they know they are dying soon. They have lots of jesus clothes, they talk about jesus all the time, they go to church every day it’s held at their local church, and they have bible verses and crosses all over the house.

I am christian but i don’t like jesus freaks. they are just annoying.

Wow, Crystal is such a jesus freak.

I know. She has a cross on her neck and she even tried getting her son glenn out of jail by talking all this religious stuff.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 10, 2023

Pub Jesus

The almighty one or ones, the loot god, the Supa sniper, best know disciples are making it rains, oh so cool, and the Notorious gone it

Their KD ratio was crap, until they found pub Jesus

by Dignity December 7, 2020

Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

Jesus Omnist

Someone who is a Jesus Omnist is someone who practices Omnism in a sense that we are one with all religions. But specifically with Jesus being the messiah, the son of god, the belief that Jesus Christ is the common denominator. What does this mean? Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Muslim, amongst others, of him being acknowledged all define what encompasses Jesus Omnism. we don't discredit any messiah's path but we point to written evidence that acknowledges the walk of Christ.

That guy believed that Christ was his savior. But he's reading the Quran. He's such a Jesus Omnist.

by daniellethecreative_ February 24, 2022

Jesus Lover

These are typically old ladies living in Camarillo who believe everyone is going to hell.

My parents live in a retirement community full of Jesus Lovers.

by Jean Cadault May 22, 2023