by Lizard_Monster99 January 25, 2022
An essential resource, now gone scarce due to the COVID-19 lockdown. This holy material, brought to us from above, aids some in helping clean one's shit lined ass hole. Another use for this Walmart product, is helping a man clean the pew-pews of jizz off the toilet seat.
by itsPrYzm June 02, 2020
A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?
Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!
Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
dry piece of paper that people use to smear poop around in their butt and they walk around like that for the whole day
by saljdlasdjasdpojasd July 03, 2023
An intriguing eduacted female who's head game is so perfect she should be paid for it, but is way to amazing and "Klassi" to be disrespected, because she does it for fun and not a paycheck.
"DUDE that chic is a Total prostitute!! Look at her outfit!"
"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"
"NAH she ain't....but she is a total paper hoe....believe me I know!"
by ClassOf_06Still_A_Teachers_Pet May 27, 2024
The act of dipping ones balls in a bucket of drywall mud and then teabagging a lazy or napping member of the constitution crew. Add a peice of drywall tape to make the stamp complete. Members of the #505 local union are the G.O.A.T at the paper stamp.
Mike: "Hey Joe, do you see John's lazy ass sleeping over in the corner?"
Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
Joe: "Yeah , fetch me my mud bucket, I'm about to paper stamp his bitch ass face".
by My name is mud. January 18, 2025
Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit
by blakesmittty June 22, 2017