The people who have 90 different gay or national flags in their bio because they've got a bleeding heart vagina.
by Dirtyhippie83 June 18, 2025
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I’m starting to really like Cooper Flagg’s hoop game after he dropped 40 last night. I’m officially a Flaggot.
by AlamoHayes June 26, 2025
Get the Flaggot mug.Someone who has numerous flags in the bio of any of their social media. Usually this person has the LGBT, LGBTIA, and LGBTIA+ flag, along with a Palestinian flag in their bio. This person is also likely to still wear a mask for fear of the spread and have 20 booster shots.
by Fn;olawpg August 20, 2025
Get the Flaggot mug.A portmanteau of flag and bigot. Used to mock the new wave of “patriots” who insist “you can’t wave a flag nowadays” while waving one, wearing one as a cape, and hydrating exclusively from a Union Jack mug.
From Old English flageh (“piece of cloth waved aggressively in lieu of an argument”) + Middle Grumbletonian bigotus (“one who complains loudly while doing the very thing they claim they’re not allowed to do”).
From Old English flageh (“piece of cloth waved aggressively in lieu of an argument”) + Middle Grumbletonian bigotus (“one who complains loudly while doing the very thing they claim they’re not allowed to do”).
“After his third rant about Britain going down the drain—delivered while wrapped in polyester bunting—Nigel was formally diagnosed as a flagot.”
by Fantard August 22, 2025
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1) to flag: spray painting a flag on public property to voice one's discontent, usually a Union Jack or Saint George's Cross.
1) to flag: spray painting a flag on public property to voice one's discontent, usually a Union Jack or Saint George's Cross.
"I no longer recognise this roundabout with all of the flagging that has taken place."
"This flagging on the zebra crossing has really instilled a sense of national pride in me."
"This flagging on the zebra crossing has really instilled a sense of national pride in me."
by Vexillology August 28, 2025
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1. A person who openly despises their own country—its values, its institutions, its multicultural makeup—until an opportunity arises to wave a national flag in the face of asylum seekers, refugees, or “foreign-looking” neighbours, at which point they experience a sudden and furious bout of patriotism, often expressed in broken Facebook posts and incoherent chanting near retail parks.
2. (UK context) A specific genus of accidental performance artist who treats the Union Jack or St. George's Cross not as a symbol of heritage, but as a territorial piss-mark—zip-tied to motorway overpasses, draped on rusted fences, or left to rot on lamp posts in full view of the Greggs queue.
3. One who insists “it’s not racist to be proud of your flag,” and proves this by ensuring no actual pride is taken in its upkeep or display. The flag, much like their understanding of history, is tattered, sun-bleached, and wildly out of context.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flag and a certain homophobic slur, the term mirrors the venomous tribalism and projected insecurity of those who use such language. It denotes a similar cocktail of misplaced rage, performative identity, and deep-seated fear of things that are different, inclusive, or well-made.
1. A person who openly despises their own country—its values, its institutions, its multicultural makeup—until an opportunity arises to wave a national flag in the face of asylum seekers, refugees, or “foreign-looking” neighbours, at which point they experience a sudden and furious bout of patriotism, often expressed in broken Facebook posts and incoherent chanting near retail parks.
2. (UK context) A specific genus of accidental performance artist who treats the Union Jack or St. George's Cross not as a symbol of heritage, but as a territorial piss-mark—zip-tied to motorway overpasses, draped on rusted fences, or left to rot on lamp posts in full view of the Greggs queue.
3. One who insists “it’s not racist to be proud of your flag,” and proves this by ensuring no actual pride is taken in its upkeep or display. The flag, much like their understanding of history, is tattered, sun-bleached, and wildly out of context.
Etymology:
A portmanteau of flag and a certain homophobic slur, the term mirrors the venomous tribalism and projected insecurity of those who use such language. It denotes a similar cocktail of misplaced rage, performative identity, and deep-seated fear of things that are different, inclusive, or well-made.
“I saw a group of flaggots shouting about 'our country' under a banner they’d duct-taped to a McDonald’s sign.”
“He said he wasn’t racist, just proud—then he nailed the flag to a tree in a lay-by and sped off in a diesel Nissan with no MOT.”
“He said he wasn’t racist, just proud—then he nailed the flag to a tree in a lay-by and sped off in a diesel Nissan with no MOT.”
by BeefAndTeeth August 31, 2025
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Have you seen? Some flaggot has been out hanging flags on the lampposts around here last night.
Did you see? The flaggots also drew a big wobbly red cross on the roundabout.
I caught a flaggot masterbating into a union jack the other night in the park.
Did you see? The flaggots also drew a big wobbly red cross on the roundabout.
I caught a flaggot masterbating into a union jack the other night in the park.
by 100%datwych September 3, 2025
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