Ethan

Ethan is absolutely perfect. he’s the sweetest and cutest and most adorable person you’ve ever met. he’s always there when you need him, he’ll do anything to make sure you’re okay. Ethan is the type of person that will go out of his way to see you and gets upset when he can’t. he’s the perfect boyfriend and would spend the whole night talking to you and wondering what your kids names with be. he wants you to be happy even if it means he isn’t. he’s also insecure, but really has no reason to be, sometimes he’ll put on a mask and try to hide from the troubles of the world, and struggles to realize that he makes the world a better place. but he’s amazing and sweet and funny and kind and smart, you’ll never want to lose him. he’ll send you goofy photos and will tell you that he misses you and loves you endlessly. Ethan was sent from heaven and is an angel, he’ll give you everything he has, and he’ll love you and support you no matter what. don’t lose an Ethan, he is truly a gift. i love you ethan❤️

person 1: have you met Ethan?
person 2: yes! he’s absolutely perfect!!

by kierstennichol:) April 15, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a very smart and nice guy. He also usually has a 10 in. long pp.

Girl: Oh my god, that Ethan guy is great!
Other girl: I heard he has a long pp!

by Tom Sauce April 21, 2020

ethan

ethan is a cheating, small dick, selfish, little hoe.

“ethan is such a cheating bitch”
“all he cares about is his hair”

by catholic drug dealer April 22, 2020

Ethan

A cool guy with a very large penis that the ladies won’t be disappointed with

Girl1: OMG I could use some Ethan now

Girl2: oh yes he was a very big cock

by Yaw alright mush April 22, 2020

Ethan Alexander

An amazing cute guy who will love you and care for you but also get tired of you really quick. He will be kind to you but later break your heart but it’s all worth it.

Ethan Alexander is so cute

by He.used.to.call.me.baby. April 22, 2020

Ethan Saul

Ethan Saul is quite literally the dumbest person I've ever meet, however this also makes him very funny and enjoyable.

P.s May be racist and homophobic

*Ethan Saul*, "Get em tiger"

by BigBoyChristian February 13, 2020

Ethan

Ethan... the kind of guy you want to be your bf... but you haven’t seen him in a wile. The kind of guy you keep very close to your heart! You love him and his kindness! You will do anything for him! He is the kind of guy of which is so kind and hot! If you go near him it’s like you’ve been struck by his attractive nature! You go up to him and every one gathers to hear what he has to say... and he amasses them by his approachable nature. He looks you in the eyes as if you aren’t broken inside and he makes you hole again! You had been broken for so long you thought you’d never be hole again... but then you have him now! A part of a puzzle you’ve been missing for a long time now, is here and he’s with YOU! You are amazed that out of many he chooses YOU!

We all need an Ethan in our lives! Even more do when you are broken! Love you Ethan!❤️

Girl1: Ethan's so kind and hot!

Friend of girl1: you should go up to him!!!!

Girl1: You think he’ll even notice me?

Friend of girl1: yes just go!!!!

Girl1: ok (walking away) hi Ethan... (his back is turned away from her... then he turns!)

Ethan: good morning Beautiful! You look beautiful today!

Friend of girl 1: you got this!

Girl1: thank you! How’s your day been?

Ethan: it’s going wonderfully now that I’ve seen you!

Girl1: do yo wanna get lunch sometime?

Ethan: that would be great! Would Tuesday at 2 be good?

Girl1: yes I’ll see you then!

by Irish-dancer February 19, 2020