dry dick

When you forget to buy lube, because there are too many types of condoms at safeway.
Linda: I had to dry dick because i forgot the lube.
by the 6th grade blonde boy October 08, 2016
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Dry-mouth rotisserie

The declining of spit-roasting.
“James Let’s spit-roast her.”
How about dry-mouth rotisserie John”
by Pablo Picasso 111 July 21, 2022
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Dry bean

A dry texter, someone who can’t hold a conversation, and usually reply’s with a one word answer.
I was talking to Nolan earlier the convo was such dry beans.
by Genevieve13 August 17, 2024
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Easy dry it up

1. "Easy dry it up" or in short "dry it up" is a parting phrased between to guy friends that simply means to have such supreme love-making proficiency that you are able to dry a women up

2. "Easy dry it up" means that your skills are so superior to another person that it makes others skills look dry and worthless

3. "Easy dry it up" means to stop a player in basketball who is playing so well he could be describe as "wet"

4. A phrase used to wish "easy" burning of marijuana.

-"Dry it up"="Burn in up"
1.Friend 1- "Alright man see you later"

Friend 2- "Easy dry it up"

2. "I'm drying up my friends on the basketball court

3. "Ron Artest's defense is drying up Lebron James tonight"

4. Friend 1- "Yo you want to smoke?"

Friend 2- "Naw, I can't, dry it up though"
by Ruben Green February 23, 2011
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dry shuke

The physical act of dry heaving and farting simultaneously....
I was so sick from all those cosmos i dry shuked all night.

From the word shuke:

The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously.

example, to shuke...

Oh, man, that Chinese made me feel like im going to shuke.
by roxiedmc April 13, 2011
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Dry Stuffing

(Verb) when you are going raw no lube and the waterworks are not blasting.
Sorry babe. I left the lube at the apartment we are gonna have to try dry stuffing.
by WellThatWasWeird June 28, 2024
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Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)
I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight
by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019
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