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Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.
Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.
by kachichael November 1, 2018
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Chode

1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint

4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense
@Jeca on Fragrantica dot com is such a fucking chode.
by The Chodester June 8, 2023
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode

Chode
FrankTheTank is an insipid chode.
by TankDestroyer June 1, 2018
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Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long
Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat
by Disisalec January 18, 2018
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chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.
"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."
by Altman be praised August 26, 2014
mugGet the chodemug.

Chode

If you look at Tyler Herrera than you will know. Very short and fat, kinda looks like a pancake.
Ty Ty has a Chode, and he is a chode
by Libila May 7, 2024
mugGet the Chodemug.

Chode Factory

A thick girl who sucks everyones dick.
Wow Isabel Gonzalez is such a chode factory!
by Fuck class of 2024 June 22, 2019
mugGet the Chode Factorymug.

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