Skip to main content

Squozzle Buddy

A member of the sacred Alliance of the Squozzles made between Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin.
I wish I was a squozzle buddy, like Queen Mary Kathryn Hooker Anna-Jospehine Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, owner of the Love Shack Be-eh-bee and King Tanner Pimp Dumbledore Squozzle Buddy Johanssen, Inventor of the Modern Penguin...
by TJacob January 2, 2008
mugGet the Squozzle Buddymug.

non bloody buddy

When you plan on a bloody Mary trip and your BFF and her man skip out on it.....
Hey Jessika I know we told you we would head over for brunch. However this weekend we are going to pass you up and going to be your non bloody buddy. See ya
by Non bloody buddy April 30, 2023
mugGet the non bloody buddymug.

Vanilla Buddy

When you and your friend are basic as hell and you both know it.
That's my Vanilla Buddy
by 420 Vanilla Rabbit 69 April 2, 2019
mugGet the Vanilla Buddymug.

munt buddy

A munt buddy is someone you go Munting with, which consists of two live people and one dead (male or female) Finding and digging up a semi-decomposed corpse, One person then goes down on said corpse whilst the other jumps on the dead persons stomach - causing the juices (decomposed organs etc.) to be forced from all orifices, These are then drank by the person orally connected to the corpse.
John: I love my munt buddy Karkat!
Dave: i didnt know you guys went munting
by Charkata June 6, 2024
mugGet the munt buddymug.

parade buddy

When you give a guy a blowjob (usually at gay pride) in front of everyone.
Wait did you just give that guy a blowjob, in front of everyone?
-yes he's my parade buddy
by emili4 January 26, 2021
mugGet the parade buddymug.

Puck buddy

Type of relationship where two people partake in romantic activities but can’t have sex, Pluck buddies, unlike fuck buddies, can only go as far as kissing.
We can’t have sex, we are puck buddies.
He’s my Puck Buddy, i’m too scared to have sex with him.
by Lynda Dictionary official July 30, 2022
mugGet the Puck buddymug.

Crackhead buddy

She has big head, but super funny. Her dog has crusty ass noes like her owners elbows
Hey look it’s a crackhead buddy in a Honda
by Erik the FUCKboy April 23, 2020
mugGet the Crackhead buddymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email