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White bread children 

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.
“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”

cock bread

Dude I could really go for some cock bread right now.
cock bread by Fuck_knuckle May 10, 2018

straight bread 

When a person is making so much bread
TPolls out here makin STRAIGHT bread my nigga
straight bread by PsyMC April 14, 2018

guilty bread 

A dish to be served only to those willing to break the sacred pinky promise
Oh look she’s had another guilty bread, mother will not be pleased!
guilty bread by Father Doo May 19, 2018

lava bread 

It is when you take a hot pocket and nuke it in the microwave.
This lava bread is hotter than when Chernobyl was a thing.
lava bread by jjjonesjr33 May 25, 2018