Simeon Baker

An individual who will sabotage and betray you

Simeon Baker left me at the football field.

by some_real definitions August 24, 2022

Courtney Baker

Courtney baker the real Birmingham G

That Courtney baker, jeez she’s a brummie girl, a real Birmingham G.

by HZN Recon September 6, 2022

Ella Baker

Ella Baker Is the best girlfriend ever. Once you look at her you will never stop thinking about her. Ella Baker is the fucking best girlfriend you will ever meet.

Once you look at her you will never stop thinking about her. Ella Baker is the fucking best girlfriend you will ever meet.

by Poopeepooperson September 7, 2022

Mercy Barber

He's a nigger barber who shaves your hair while you both are naked and has helpers that suck your dick or ride over your dick

i like watching mercy barber with turkish songs

by Anarcho-Capitalist chad September 13, 2022

Nicholas Baker

Hottest most sexiest man alive 😍🔥😝😝 I love his big juicy cock spreading semen along my spine 😍😍 Hottest most sexy baseball player EVER.

Omg is that NICHOLAS BAKER WITH A BIG DICK i want him to suck me

by nicksdickrider November 1, 2022

Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022

God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 19, 2022