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honey badger

The honey badger is an amazingly fearless, ferret like, mammal. Much akin to the children's television special this "Riki Tiki Tavi" of Africa and Asia does feast on snakes, but also on all manner of other mammals. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. The Honey Badger has transcended the wild, to become known to us in the venue of online gaming, whereas "Thad is a Honey Badger" is known to mean "Thad just doesn't give a shit!" Truly the honey badger is a remarkable creature, not only in it's amazing hunting skills and it's fearless nature, but also in it's incarnation into gaming and every day life where the Honey Badger become one with Thad in the world of Ultima Online making Thad into a Honey Badger that just doesn't give a shit.
"I am Thad, I just don't give a shit, I'm like Honey Badger!"
by Inkboy the Wild March 10, 2015
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Beach Bagel

A girl that gets a sandy vagina (typically sand that is stuck inside and hard to wash out) after sex on a beach.
I had sex with her the other day on that private beach and she got a beach bagel.
by Zikiro April 1, 2015
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pleasure bagel

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.
Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.
by NiceWaters December 20, 2015
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hoot bagel

1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.

2.) a bagel of hoot.
yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.
by nochillbill September 24, 2016
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Explosive Bagel

When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job
Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel
by endmysuffering July 30, 2016
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dirty badger

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.
by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016
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colorado bagel bite

When you jerk off using a oven hot bagel bite and eat it afterwards
Chris: what did you have for dinner last night

Daniel: I had a Colorado bagel bite
by Big daddy ducanator November 20, 2016
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