Ass Mouth

The type of mouth you get after a night of heavy drinking and taking drugs in excess of number. It consists of a sticky velcro tongue (so sticky it could stick to a dogs bollock and you get a dog fart in your face), a dry cloggy throat that's 1mm wide, furry teeth and lips that have flaking peeling dry skin coming off. It also creates a mouth that is non-quenchable by any liquid, it even makes ice water taste like you're licking the inside of a dustbin.

Courtney: My ass mouth is making me wana slit my wrists and dance in my own blood, I wish I had some turboce.
Amber: I'm not suprised, you're breath smells like a decapitated corpse, have a polo.

by ***Amboce*** June 23, 2007

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jack ass

1. a very foolish or stupid person.

2. a species of donkey.

Jim is such a jack ass.

by reddy123 October 29, 2007

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rat's ass

Another way of saying how much you dont care...

I can give a rats ass what u eat!

by Jasmine August 5, 2004

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Ass Beetle

A form of beetle (bug) found in the wild.
A scary beetle with horns (this is a badass beetle)

How Beavis and Butthead call eachother

Huh-huh.. You're an Ass Beetle!

by Fukaface! December 18, 2010

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Super Ass

A person who has passed the line of just being an ass. They are like a super hero's arch enemy who gets beat up in every episode. Or at least deserves to.

Girl A: My boyfriend just broke up with me over text!

Girl B: Wow, what a super ass!!

by Bekarilla February 20, 2011

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