Alien

Someone who is smarter than a ratty, but dumber than a nerd. Aliens are smart, but nerds are a whole lot smarter. Sometimes, it could be a nerd with ADHD which is an alien or ratty or alien ratty hybrid, but once they take a Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Methiopropamine, Flodafinil, Adderall, Ritalin, Provigil, Strattera, Vyvanse, or Concerta, they become normal nerd temporarily. Some Aliens can be pretty strong.

Steve: I'm strong and smart. Maybe not the smartest, and maybe I'm forgetful and unfocused, but still. Alien power!

*takes a Modafiendz.

Steve: Now I'm even smarter temporarily. I become nerd for a while. And I remember stuff and I'm calm and focused.

*Drinks soda and eats cheetos and a slice of pumpkin pie.

Steve: Pi=3.1415926, unless of course it's lemon merengue.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024

Alien

Aliens are people which are smarter than Ratty, but dumber than Nerd. They're in the middle.

Alien: 17×3=51.

Nerd: Do you know calculus and physics?

Alien: I'm kicking your ass.

Nerd: Ahh! Run away!

Ratty: Must get swole!

Ratty: 2+2=
Ratty: *brain static.

Ratty: 5. Need wilk!

Ratty: *lift weights.

Alien: Lift weights and studies in spare time.

Alien: *Secretly uses Modafinil to get ahead in brain stuff.

Alien: *Modafinil wears off.

Alien: *Lifts weights.

Alien: I'm buff.

Ratty: I'm swole.

Nerd: *Crap! Better get ripped.

Nerd: Lifts weights. *Struggling.
Nerd: Crap! I need SARMs!

Nerd: *Getting stronger.

Ratty: *Uses Ritalin for brain stuff.

Ratty: 2+2=4. Time to get Milk.

by CynderFanclub March 29, 2024

Alien

Alien is not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. But some aliens are just nerds with ADHD so they are alien or even ratty until they get their next Adipex or Modafinil or Strattera. But the asshole racist Chinese ducter says "Stick to coffee". Strattera isn't even a stimulant. What the actual fuck?!

You just don't want me to get dangerous brain powers. But jokes on you, I'm getting buffer and swoler.

Gimme Adipex, or I will kick your ass highly buff alien style!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 12, 2024

Alden

Alden is a very sad type of person. He usually acts happy and nice on the outside but truly in the inside,his heart is dying inside and he just wants a woman to make his heart just feel good.But besides all of the sad stuff about Alden,He’s an amazing kind of person and he always tried to be a good person to all kinds of people but they just end up stabbing him in the back and either making fun of his family,or him. He cares for everyone even people that don’t care for him,he will always be there for everybody even if they bullied him in the past. He’s forgiving,Kind,Nice,Gentle,Sophisticated and funny. He’s a gentleman to any woman he meets and of course he will open up the door for anybody! This is what an Alden is.

Alden is so ugly.

by Giunta April 12, 2024

Alien

Alien has two definitions.

The first definition is a highly intelligent creature from another planet.

The second is someone that's not as smart as a nerd, not as dumb as a ratty. Some aliens are buff.

Alien is strong and smart.

by Cooldex April 24, 2024

Alien godess

Ricki simonds the queen of all you can see. Hoebags.

The alien godess took over the world!!

by Goselighting May 23, 2024

Alien

A trans man with an n in his name who has approx. one (1) ego death from penis envy mushrooms and proceeds to tell everyone that we are in a game.

Kevin: "Hey what's up man, what did you think of that DJ set? Phantoms killed huh!"

Neil: "Please, call me Ana. I am an alien, not a man."

Kevin: "..."

Neil: "You don't exist when I close my eyes."

by Alien Landr 69 May 25, 2024