Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 1, 2021

Alabama tooth critter

Kaysons everyday face.

When kayson makes that God awful face he reminds me of an Alabama tooth critter.

by Impallallamballa March 9, 2019

Alabama

That's right Emma! It WOULD be legal in Alabama! See!? She IS my biggest fan! That was like 7 years ago! I'll get you an autograph. Oh! OR! Or... 50% off a Hym Iam brand beige sleeveless turtleneck only $10.01 at the Hym store. Use promo code "Biggest Fan" That's $10.01 in savings for a limited time only.

Hym "Correct! Andrew Tate would be legal in Alabama. So, because he is a filthy immigrant, I will offer him asylum in Alabama."

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

alabama hog fight

While Eiffel towering a girl with a buddy you decide to have an arm wrestling match on her back.

Me and my buddy went home with a girl from the bar and decided to have an Alabama hog fight on her.

by Wafflestomper69 March 5, 2021

Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her

I gave a Alabama hot pocket…

by S&Dsd July 17, 2023

alabama slab

In construction, when you pour concrete into a hole, then add water and mix in the hole

Mix your concrete in a wheelbarrow, dont pour an alabama slab when making footings

by Charles Mili June 6, 2024

Alabama Banana Split

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.

Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!

by grandpahomewrecker August 6, 2021