Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

smirnoff green apple

THE BEST DRINK EVER! Tastes just like green apple jolly ranchers.... yummmmmmmm!

Pass that green apple biznatch!

by the midget November 27, 2004

Bobbing for brown apples

The phrase given to the act of having ones head rammed down the toilet, often by a school bully or an obnoxious drunken 'friend'

Chris emerged from the toilet cubicle with toilet water dripping from his hair. Robert had decided to make an example out of him by forcing him to go bobbing for brown apples.

by Macbeth the Wonderslave December 3, 2009

apples and oranges

The act of tantrum slobbing on ballsack's knob🍆

Tantrum loves apples and oranges in the dark on a friday night

by Canadian princess December 25, 2017

ass appled

To get screwed out of something

Bob Higman got ass appled out of eating lunch because he forgot his wallet, what a douche.

by b.nana January 3, 2009

smirnoff green apple

1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.

Hey dude I wanna fuck jessica so bad.
Well she is a bitch so no 151.
SMIRNOFF GREEN APPLE!

by 415EZBZ July 16, 2006

sweet apple massacre

A family friendly story fit for all ages that includes your favourite MLP:FiM characters. Such as Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo and Big Macintosh.

Brony1: Hey man, have you read Sweet Apple Massacre?
Brony2:Nope.
Brony1: Good.

by Ur nan gay lol February 20, 2018