cock to twat ratio

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

by _K_Y March 11, 2011

twat waffle

a vagina

"you stupid twat waffle"

by kooljay August 14, 2009

Total Utter Twat

God himself or herself considering God's a twat.

When he tests and teases you to the point you want to explode and gives your enemies and bad people everything they want. "Man God's being a total utter twat today".

by dsme July 29, 2011

twat waffle

This is a dumb cunt that doesn't know up from down and screws over people 24/7 to get her way.

Gosh that twat waffle just got the answers to the test and started making out with my bestfriend

by Maddux03 May 12, 2009

Twat Gun Shell

What would normally be described as a "tampon applicator". It's that plastic thing you find in the bathroom garbage can.

I was takin' a piss and I looked down at the garbage and I saw one of them "twat gun shells" in there. Grossed me the fuck out!

by b bailey November 22, 2009

suck my twat

Same as "suck my cunt"

Hey I'm horny, can you suck my twat!

by DoAblazed October 30, 2017

Tennessee Twat Job

When a male defecates into a womans vagina and sews it shut.

Dude i gave your mom a Tennessee twat job and she is pissed

by dirtyman2010 August 23, 2009