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Turtle Neck

a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.
"Hey Chris, look theres Matt, he's such a turtle neck!"
by Bryn4B January 18, 2009
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turtle balls syndrome

turtle balls syndrome aka T.B. syndrome
T.B syndrome is when your dick shrivles into
small baby shit mess. Often girls look at this
as a fuckin disgrace to man kind. You get this when
you lick a turle anas when inserting your cock into its mouth
while sayin,"i'm a dirty turtle fucker"
Brittany:let me see your penis
Ryan:alright
(Ryan pulls down pants)
Brittany: what the hell is that!! its like a damn green bean...
Ryan:it aint my fault i had to much fun wit turtles i got turtle balls syndrome
by slim dick May 22, 2006
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Turtle Kiss

Turtle Kiss - Noun - A Tutle kiss is when a male or female is giving a male a blow job, and the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth, Then the partner holds it there while the male throws up but keeps it inside his mouth, the the two proceed to make out
His mom gave me a wicked turtle kiss last night
by Eric September 16, 2004
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Stinky Snapper Turtle

after anal sex you get a blowjob and she feels too much pleasure and bites your dick
Jordan : yo did you hear what melody and tristan did the other night
Vinny : no dude tell me
Jordan : melody gave tristan a stinky snapper turtle and tristan donkey - punched melody after it happened
Vinny : no way thats awesome
by Afternoon Swimmers July 14, 2011
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Turtle Sauce

1. A place or group of individuals in which the vast majority are male

2. A male dominated situation

* It is derived from the phrase "Total Sasauge Fest"
Guy1: "Dude, lets go to Chris's party on Saturday"

Guy2: "No way dude, I hear its guna be Turtle Sauce"
by qbnbountyhunter March 31, 2008
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Turtle Pie

a third nipple or other nipples that are not supposed to be there.
i want to touch your turtle pie with my tongue.
by marton senior July 13, 2011
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Awkward Turtle

it is a hand motion by putting one hand on top of the other and moving your thumb in a circling motion. used during awkward situations.
Chris and Tina are on a date. Luke walks up.
Luke:"Did you hit that last night?" and points at Tina.
Awkward silence
Tina:"Awkward Turtle!" and does the motion.
by pourky September 26, 2009
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