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Hams

by 4192006 April 23, 2018
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Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.
When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.
by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024
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Ma’am Ham

Proper way to speak about a ladies nether region
Would you care for some Ma’am ham?
by Leanie Meanie February 17, 2024
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HAM

Ham: adjective
Definition: hold up Abbie’s mating?
Example: “did you hear about the Christian/Abbie arc? Yeah, HAM”
by Kaiser of Mars June 8, 2018
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Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.
“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there
by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021
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Ham

A pig's bum
Ham
by None_of_your_business1 August 7, 2023
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Hams Riches

Hams Riches a man commonly known as Hams because of his beef with dirt and soil, he likes to lick his fingers and make funny or bitchy vegan faces which is his eyes popping out while crying in class he is now rich and likes to fuck around with his fingers 20x more
Hams Riches fucked around with his fingers at night
by yoyotgjktgk November 14, 2022
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