Tuscaloosa Triple Play

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.

I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play

by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013

Triple H

When a woman performs fellatio on a man, then spits his semen into the air in a fine mist.

After she finished giving me dome, my girl raised up, and proceeded to Triple H my nut into the air!

by HUNTERHURSTHEMSLEY October 11, 2019

Triple Milkshake Deluxe

The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.

Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "

by T1ts March 23, 2022

Triple Charlie

A sexual act where one fills a condom with Vienna sausages (With the Juice), freezes it slightly and then gently inserts it into the vagina.

"Yo did you hear Frank gave his girl the ol' Triple Charlie last night?"
"Yeah, I heard she wasn't too happy about it"

by MeatyBeatyInTahiti November 28, 2025

triple 0

When something looks too dope to describe in a real grade. You just got to put triple zero.

That jacket is triple 000 on a scale of 1-10.

by Mr.Essential December 10, 2013

Triple S

(SSS; Shit, Shower, Shave)

The act of shitting, showering, and shaving in one trip to the bathroom, resulting in peak refreshment.

Friend 1: “What took you so long in the bathroom?”

Friend 2: “I just pulled a Triple S and it felt so good.”

by 2010 Toyota Corolla July 20, 2022

Triple H

The back of my head when i dont shower :(

“ woooaahhh! Ur head looks like hurricane harvey ! Hurricane Harvey Head “

“ no..i just didn’t have time to shower this morning”

“ whatever u say Triple H ,LMFAOO”

by Atticus Glen October 12, 2017