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hooker poop

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.
Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.
by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009
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stage poop

for a musician,leftover duct tape that sticks to your shoes and cables after a gig.
"There's stage poop on these cables from last night!"
by dearhearts September 25, 2003
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poop shanigger

Poop shanigger i stubbed my toe.
by Malory June 8, 2004
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poop games

When you and your sex partner add poop into your sex lives
Boyfriend: hey babe let's spice things up in our relationship with poop games.

Girlfriend: never thought you would ask!
by Memyselfandty November 3, 2013
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Nerd Poop

The act of sitting reverse on the toilet, setting one's laptop on the tank of the toilet, and using it while completing the poop
Friend: Hey bro you wanna Skype?
Nerd: Can't. I'm nerd pooping right now.
by Nerd Pooper July 20, 2011
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poop backwards

To poop backwards is defined as the act of receiving anal sex.
"Damn that chick has an ass that just won't quit!"

"Yeah! I'd like to teach her how to poop backwards!"
by elemkay May 20, 2008
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Poop slut

A person with a very loose anus.
A woman who loves to get it in the butt.
Q: "Hey buddy do you remember that poop slut in our chemistry class?"

A: "Yeah man she told me she likes to suck dick after its been in her ass... i just looked at her and called her a Poop slut.
by Adrian F. December 24, 2003
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