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telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma February 17, 2013
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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and five great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
irregular-triple-third-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020
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Triple B

It's any man's wish...a blunt, blow job, and some bootie
I could use a triple b tonight....
by Squigga man April 11, 2019
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Triple threat

The girls were all jealous because Natalie was a triple threat and the guys were drawn to her beauty, intelligence, and charming personality.
by Sapiosexual Triple Threat June 27, 2019
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Triple P's

Pre-Period Paranoia, when a woman becomes fearful and paranoid she may be pregnant after having sex which is either protected or unprotected, it often lasts until the woman begins to menstruate.
"I'm like freaking out, haven't got my period yet and me and I banged that random dude two weeks ago"
"Bitch you got the Triple P's"
by Thebuttlord August 6, 2014
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Triple Lindy

Triple Lindy - After a bowel movement; wiping causes you to have not one; but two additional bowel movements.
Joey went through a whole roll of toilet paper last night due to taking a Triple Lindy.
by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023
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