calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper October 26, 2015

didly slapper

A Didly Slapper is funny but can be annoying at times.A Didly Slapper is a person who is shy and is afraid of tasks in life.When the crush of the Didly Slapper asks about him/her the Didly Slapper will reply "Meagrhh"when nervous.

Wow.Your one Didly Slapper .

by Carl55737995336. May 6, 2016

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

Soggy Slipper

Inserting your foot inside a woman's vagina. Think fisting for a big girl.

Jack did it with two girls at once, and had a matching pair of soggy slippers.

by Wolfling July 26, 2016

Hood Slippers

Sandals without toe thongs; slides

I don't have time to lace my sneaks, so I'm gonna rock my hood slippers.

by Shalomd3 July 24, 2016

Gherkin slurper

A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.

yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards

by Victor Davenport August 18, 2016

mud slippers

the slimy layer of lube and feces left behind after anal footing.

i'll join you in the hot tub as soon as i wash off my mud slippers.

by saltycreamfest September 20, 2016