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Sack Scratch

Sack Scratch, also sometimes spelled "Sackscratch" is a native species of northwestern New Jersey. Sack Scratch is the cousin species of the "Jersey Sasquatch". Sack Scratch has also been referred to by some locals as Skunksack, Swampert, Big dirty, Skud Knuckle, Dirty Donald and Donny.

The Sack Scratch is rarely seen walking the streets but when it is, beware of it's stench.
The Sack Scratch is usually hidden away in his den that can only be described as a "bombed out shit hole" that has a stench of shit, piss, old food, dead bugs, sweaty arm pits, rotten cum, gross ball cheese, dirty feet and swamp ass.
The Sack Scratch has a unique smell that is potent enough to singe the eye brows right off your forehead and cause disorientation that may smack you on your ass with a one, two punch. The stench that emits from this horrendous creature is enough to make a freight train take a dirt road.
To keep this creature at bay, you can toss it any kinda snack that is sugary and sweet. But mostly anything besides veggies will do!
Lastly, do not anger the Sack Scratch or he might just break your spine into two pieces and eat you for lunch!
John- What the hell happened to you?
Mike- I think the Sack Scratch is about, My brows were burned right off my face by a mysterious smell!
by Zahvi Bo September 30, 2025
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TF2 scout lawnmower

The lawn

Mower tf2 is Where one gets a bat,tapes the word force of nature on it, and attempts to bat the pubes off of somebody’s crotch
He used TF2 scout lawnmower on me!
Why is it called that
He bat the pubes off
by Sex lover 696742031 November 4, 2025
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Lenton scratch

The art of rubbing one’s pussy on a man’s leg
Example 1
Girl 1: “I got that aussie itch baaaaaad today, my bf was too tired to jeet”
Girl 2: “girl you need a good old fashioned lenton scratch”

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Girl 1: “Had the best time of my life last night lenton scratching all over James’ leg“
Girl 2: “wow did he enjoy it too?”
Girl 1: “he was asleep.”
by joep_cfc November 6, 2025
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Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,
Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?
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Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.
Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.
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Snatch Scratch

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Sally didn't want to do it in public, but the itch in her pubic area was so intense that she had no option but to resort to a sneaky snatch scratch.
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Get your scout on

To perform a facial expression which is a hybrid of scowling and pouting, in order to generate sympathy for oneself, whilst also displaying disgust or distaste for a situation.

First created by Bao in the early 1990's, scouting became increasingly popularised after 2000, with many people adopting the expression to 'get your scout on' to be almost interchangeable with 'pity whore'.
1. "Oh man! I totally pwned Bao's ass at Starcraft the other day, he totally got his scout on!"

2. "Man my girlfriend was giving me such shit the other day."

"Dude, you should totally get your scout on."

3. "Check Bao out dude, he's totally scouting you."

"Well, he'll get no pity from me. Not with that sassy attitude."
by irish_leper July 16, 2008
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