hairy sack rash

A rash around the ball sack region, causing itching and weeping, causing intense pain!! ARGH!!!

Man, my balls are so sweaty, I think they are sticking to my leg! I must have Hairy sack rash. Or "HSR" as its better known.

by Steven Perry HSR October 7, 2006

albanian cattle sack

When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month

Hey Franz and Claus, are you guys ready for our monthly Albanian cattle sack?

by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017

empty one's sack

The act of eking one's seed out from the testes. Ejaculating. Spunking up a storm in a lady's teacup. Cleaning one's pipes.

Farquar's hand was a blur as he frantically, desperately reached the point of no return. "By Jove, I think it is time to empty one's sack" he ejaculated, plum firmly in his mouth, and with a gruff grunt of pleasure, he emptied his sack onto the shiny, firm booty that was splayed before him.

by Duncolini January 14, 2008

Mexican sack dance

This is a sexual act usually done by oneself. Ideally, it is done in a desert environment after eating spicy food yet can be done anywhere. After having a bowel movement, wipe some of the fecal matter over your testicles, then lie outside on your back with legs spread. The fecal matter will attract flies which shall land and 'dance' on your testicles thus causes a tingly or arousing sensation.

After I had some really spicy Mexican food, I wiped the other way once and speared my boys, then lied outside with my legs spread a little. The flies came right away and jumped all over it. They gave me the best Mexican Sack Dance ever.

by richcara September 26, 2010

Fat Sack of Shit

Dan

That fat sack of shit just plays videogames all game long.

by beanerinotaco34 January 29, 2009

useless sack of shit

someone or thing that does nothing all day.

Chilichunk is a "useless sack of shit". He sits around all day and does nothing.

by Chilichunk November 30, 2017

Redneck Lunch Sack

The act of performing oral sex to a woman and then vomiting into the vagina. Then you push the vomit in with your penis and ejaculate into the vagina. After you ejaculate into the vagina you then continue to eat out the vomit rich, cum filled vagina.

"Dude did you hear Mike accidently redneck lunch sacked his grandma last night!"

by rambo2112 May 3, 2010