by Male Who Wants Birthing Person June 16, 2021
The act of writing or posting suggestive comments on someone's Myspace or Facebook Wall to let other people know that you are currently involved with or hooking up with this person. Also the act of tagging photos of the two of you so that other potential suitors see this and will lay off.
"I'm going to tag these photos of Joe and I from this last weekend on his facebook so that other girls will get the point that he is taken." "You are so into the social network cockblocking."
by MileHighBunny December 05, 2008
A revisionist and oxymoronic socialist trend that seeks to replace various socialist principles, such as planned economy and illegalization of hate speech with what's essentially libertarian social democracy that does very little to alleviate the basic problems with capitalism and typically continues to place the means of production and land in the hands of private owners.
by SilverTheGamer April 04, 2019
A person who is the single biggest mega-bitch of them all. A person who hates everyone that is good and, and in doing this dampers the entire social environment around them. they talk shit about you in front of your friends and then talk shit about your friends around you. A person who is so socially unacceptable that you reminisce about blunt force trauma when they say anything within a 10 foot radius of you. You don't want to hurt this person your self, they don't deserve being hurt by mortals. Some fate sent down by the gods will suffice. this is not a very curable disease, but someday we may find a cure.
Person 1: "God he is such a narrcissist."
Person 2: "No, he is a really good friend of mine."
Person 1: "Oh. I hate him. He thinks he is cool and smart, when actually he is dumb."
Person 2: "He is smarter than you."
Person 1: "Yea, well your pants are for girls."
Person 2: "Your a Socially Disabilitated Bitch."
Person 2: "No, he is a really good friend of mine."
Person 1: "Oh. I hate him. He thinks he is cool and smart, when actually he is dumb."
Person 2: "He is smarter than you."
Person 1: "Yea, well your pants are for girls."
Person 2: "Your a Socially Disabilitated Bitch."
by wyomingboy1900 October 08, 2009
The word for the moment when someone texts you (skype, kik etc.) or calls you while fapping to some nice porn.
Hey, guess what? Yesterday i was watching some nice xxx. While I was fapping, my friend texted me! That was a total social fap bust...
by WordExplainer February 05, 2014
Usually abbreviated as 'SIW', a Social Injustice Warrior is someone who holds a paoint of hypocrisy where they declare freedom of speech to be a bigot, but act like victims whne people criticise them.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Donald Trump did?
Guy 2: No what?
Guy 1: He sued Bill Maher over a satire piece
Guy 2: What?
Guy 3: Man, Trump is such a triggered Social Injustice Warrior
Guy 2: No what?
Guy 1: He sued Bill Maher over a satire piece
Guy 2: What?
Guy 3: Man, Trump is such a triggered Social Injustice Warrior
by Nacrætus December 23, 2016
A learning difficulty; a sufferer is unable to effectively communicate with others on social media. Social Media Dyslexics have particular difficulty in using emoji and slang to get their thoughts across.
Holly: nah bruv you just totally failed to respond to me in an enthusiastic way just now that is poor man that was quality bantz I just speaked bro...fam, you should get screened for Social Media Dyslexia
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
Jack: I know I struggle to show how amusing I find it when you are chatting utter shit my dear. I find it difficult to know what to type in response to you in a way that truly expresses my thoughts. Yes I will definitely get tested.
by I've been tested. September 27, 2015