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jumped the shart

It's like jumping the shark but worse. Not only does the show now suck but it's sticky and smells like shit. Not to mention it ruined a pair of good shorts.
Diff'rent Strokes was great until they introduced that annoying little redheaded kid. Now that show is shit - it defintely "jumped the shart".
by shartilingus March 29, 2009
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Salute your shorts

Salute your shorts theme-

We run, we jump, we swim and play
We row and go on trips
But the thing that lasts forever
Are our dear friendships
Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts
and when we think about you
it makes me want to fart!
It's I hope we never part
Now get it right or pay the price
Now we will share a lifetime of the fondest memories
by the Lake of Anawanna,set in the old pine trees
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts
but when we think about you,this thing it came apart!
Think Ana-wanna-wanna!
Speak Ana-wanna-wanna!
Live Ana-wanna-wanna! Ugh!!!
by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006
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we'll be back shortly

The sound of all the users on Tumblr dying.
Tumblr User: *refresh* IS THAT!?
Computer Screen: -we'll be back shortly-
Tumblr User: /life
by gingaaah November 18, 2010
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shart

When one attempts to fart but shit is simultaneously ejected whilst farting.
I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
by mistermic June 1, 2006
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salute your shorts

by Banana April 16, 2005
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The Shorties

In street gangs these boys start as underaged apprentices to a crew. They often mule guns and drugs to avoid adult penalties for older gangsters.
Here comes The Shorties with my Glock and 8 balls!
by I, Wreckerrr June 10, 2021
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shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.
Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.
by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011
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