Can you hear me now?

1. What you say repeatedly when you're on a shitty cell phone/have a bad connection.

2. What's said in the Verizon Wireless commercials by 'that guy'.
1. CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!? What the fuck is wrong with your phone, yo?!

2. -"Can you hear me now...?"
-"GOOD!"
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Can you be the K to my JT

A phrase that will make all the women and men in a 1 meter radius wet
Hey I know that we haven't talked a lot these past few day but can you be the K to my JT.

HELL YEA
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You can scan my ass!

An increasingly common retort from customers checking out at Whole Foods Market as the cashier asks you if you have the Amazon Prime app to rescue some of your remaining paycheck.
I was with my friend Sean at Whole Payckeck when he rudely blurted out, “You can scan my ass!” which later seemed totally understandable when I saw the $150. receipt for his single bag of groceries.
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can I have your stuff?

A common quip on MMOG, usually used in response to someone (the "quitter") childishly denouncing the game in a overdramatic fashion, especially if the "quitter" is claiming that they are going to move on to the next big thing in MMO's.

This generally means: Thanks for sharing, as if we care whether you play the game or not. Your post was a waste of space, and you probably are as well. Without you, the world is a better place.
Drama Queen: "Man, this game sucks; nerfing my class like this is a slap in the face. Good thing that <insert new game> will be out soon, see you there."

Other poster: "can I have your stuff?
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can i have your number?

a common used sentence in the clip "Can i have your number" on MadTv.
oh oh, thats cool, but umm, can i have your number?
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A person, idea, or anything else that won't get very far.
That old car will get you about as far as you can push a coin.
(Jennifer O'Connell)
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I can tell you are doing it

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.
I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!
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