Spice Lord

A person who is experienced in eating spicy foods, specifically Hot Peppers or sauces that incorporate high potency Capsaicin.

Wow, Pat really took those Ghost Pepper wings to the face, they must be a real Spice Lord!

by a_in_pa August 9, 2022

Gay lord

Dawson is a gay lord because he fucks guys online for fun

Me: is that Dawson the gay lord?
Random: yes he slept with my boyfriend and cheated on his girlfriend

by I love Jake October 7, 2019

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Chife Lord

Someone who continuously hits your vape and uses up ALL of your pods

YO stop hitting my juul, you’re such a chife lord

by Beaker is a G July 19, 2018

Loop Lord

A person who watches the same TV show or movie or listens to the same song an unreasonable amount of times.

Tyrone is such a Loop Lord. He's played that song like six times in a row now.

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

Gothic Dark Lord

A very depressed individual who spends their time listening to master edgelords like Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Morissey, and Danzig. Favorite movie is the Crow.

Usually wears black, wears the Crow like makeup, sighs constantly, loves the feeling of sharp objects caressing their skin

Some depressed guy: I am a Gothic Dark Lord! Bow down to me and command unto my will! Robert Smith is daddy for dayz!
Some kid: Mommy what's wrong with that man?
Mother: Just some depressed emo kid, son. Don't make eye contact.

by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom August 19, 2024

Size Lord

Someone who wears their shirts tucked into their tight pants to show off their knock-off designer belts. Always golfs over 110. May or may not be missing hair.

That guy is a total size lord!!

by DefinitionLord888 July 23, 2020