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old football injury

An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?

Guy: It's an old football injury.
by nolookhook January 23, 2009
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old best friend

An old best friend.

1)Some one that you've been friends with for a long time, even though out the changes this person sticks by you. Even thoughout the changes they'll be there for a long time. So bassicaly, you have been frinds with this person for a long time.

2) Someone that you used to be bestfriend.Too many bad things have happened in the relationship. This could be from too manny lies, or deliberatley trying to ruin the friendship. You you don't really talk to them as often as you used to. Sometimes you don't class them as friends. Just starngers with memories.
1)
Person one: I hate her/Him
Old best friend: Sorry what did you just say, you must be mistaken.

2)
Parent: didn't you guy used to be so close?
Old Best friend: we used to be, just strangers with memories now.
by Missyprap October 19, 2013
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old indian trick

The general answer to how you did and/or accomplished something.
Man 1: "Dude, I didn't know that that was the perfect gas/oil mixture for my weed eater. How did you know?"
Man 2: "It's an old indian trick."
by Mikey0715 January 21, 2011
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Captain Old Spice

A worthy sea captain who constantly scores plenty of pussy.
a.k.a a modern Pimp.
Man...he's soo cool we nicknamed him Captain old Spice.

Chuck Noris is a Captain old Spice.
by Captain Old Spice January 22, 2009
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Old fashioned oreo

When you pull your Penis out of a woman's anus and make a layer of poop on her back. You then cum on it, and put it back in her anus and make another layer of poop on top. Then you eat it.
Man, I'm really hungry for an old fashioned oreo!
by blagles August 8, 2016
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Good old fashioned

"What's an good old fashioned?"

"Well, it's good, and it's old fashioned"
by ThatGuyDidIt June 17, 2018
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old man game

When an older person outclasses their (generally) younger opponents in sports with their knowledge of the game to compensate for their diminished athleticism.
Can't believe Uncle Herb scored 40 on us... he's got that old man game for sure.
by delhaen February 12, 2019
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