A sexual act in which a male picks a female up, shoves them into a ceiling fan, and proceeds to fuck them, wether if they are dead or not.
I just did The French Underside Childmaker to your mom!
by SirSnyder February 02, 2020
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Check My French

- the opposite of "Pardon my French"

- a part of a song called French! by Tyler, The Creator
1.
A: fuck you bitch ass nigga
B: what did you say?
A: Check My French!

2.

"You little niggas better check my French (My French)
Ugh, you getting money? Better check my French (My French)
Uh, what time is it, huh? check my French (My French)
If you got my shit, you better check my French (Motherfucker!)
I'm making moves, sh— check my French (My French)
I speak English, but check my French (My French)"
by AceForgor October 08, 2023
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Stinky French Wiener

A hot dog that is stinky and covered in French fries.
Who wants some of my stinky french wiener
by stewiestolemywashingmachine April 22, 2021
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french night slip

When a man slides his cock inside a girls vag while shes sleeping. Usually done by a French man.
i was sleeping and i was woken up during a french night slip by a man named louis
by YourThirdCousin November 08, 2015
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Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.
Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"
by aliberry August 16, 2023
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French Hot Tub

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and then she proceeds to place his nut sack in her mouth as she gurgles the piss.
Person 1: Hey man, how was your spring break.
Person 2: Oh it was great, Vanessa gave me the good ol' French Hot Tub.
Person 1: Nice, it always relaxes my balls after an honest day's work.
by Sage919 March 22, 2019
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