Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

Band kid

A derogatory term used by people who aren’t in band to describe people in band,

Most people assume that all people in band are band kids because some people (trumpets and trombones) give us a bad reputation

“You are such a band kid”

by Masked247 July 30, 2022

National Band Kids Day

National Band Kids Day July 1

National Band Kids Day celebrate the band kids you know

by Hatkid123 June 28, 2022

the ittie bittie indie band

The most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991, the ittie bitty indie band exploded into anonymity in 2010.

"Are you going to go see the ittie bittie indie band tonight?"
"Hell Yeah! They are the most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991!!"

by vickkaymay April 29, 2010

Mr. Bands

When you’re getting fat stacks and need to make a quick call

Sorry I can’t talk right now I need to have a talk with Mr. Bands.

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023