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humans

dangerous creatures that can’t think before they say and do things
what are humans???

dumb fucks
by stantwice r@ts May 25, 2021
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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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human ventriloquism

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.
by Horearound October 19, 2023
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Human vegetable

A human who is a fucking retard monkey man such a stupid monkey know cheese suckered.
Steven hawking's is such a human vegetable.
by Vege tard October 30, 2023
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Human Beignet

When a group of males cum on a female who is laying down flat on her back.
Dude we’re about to turn Becky into a Human Beignet!
by Mr.Grande January 2, 2018
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Hot Humble Human

A hot humble human = HHH for short
He’s such a hot humble human
by Stekam August 10, 2022
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma July 14, 2015
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