Human oreo

When having intercourse with a African American woman, you ejaculate between her butt cheeks, you then proceed to smush her cheeks together, thus creating the Oreo

I can’t wait to see Jamal later. He’s gonna turn me into a human Oreo after we fight over the EBT card

by Mrente1997 June 1, 2019

human

dumb fleshy naked things that don't give a shit about the planet

Dog: wow, I wish I could be a human

by Justsomeweird14yrold June 7, 2019

Humanity

:A smart program once said

"Human kind are a disease"

Humanity is like cancer in a body or smith in the metrix it's has done it's job but when it's suposed to die it doesn't listen.

by Program Smith June 12, 2019

The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.

Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.

by maxluwu June 12, 2019

Human vibrator

When a man is fully indulged in a woman’s vaginal canal and suddenly causes leg or full body vibrations . First done by RayZay

Hey babe can we do the human vibrator ?
Fuck no that was too freaky for me last time .

by DaddyZay June 13, 2019

Human incubator

A gestational carrier, also known as a surrogate. A woman who carries and “incubates” a non biological fetus until birth.

My sister acted as a human incubator and gave birth to my biological son.

by Baby Shark RN June 13, 2019

The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.

by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019