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Only Google knows.

A term replacing 'Only God knows' referring to an innumerable amount of some bullshit that someone did a lot.
First person: How many people do you think died in a shark attack while high on goofballs?

Friend: only Google knows.
by edstar77 July 14, 2024
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googled

1) When someone has been tricked into believing something because it's on the first 2 pages of Google.

2) When someone tries winning an argument with the first example on Google's webpage.
Those people have been "googled" because they believe the craziest things.

Have you been "googled" or did you actually scroll passed the first couple of pages and got the correct data.
by Blacktripp October 1, 2025
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Uncle Google

The moniker for the all-knowing search engine Google, as it is also known as "Mbah Google" or "Eyang Google" (both meaning "Grandpa Google") in Indonesian
When I have a random question about anything, I just ask Uncle Google and get my answers in seconds!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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Googling knuckles

When you insert more than one finger in a women's pussy digging deep in search of her G-spot to make her cum.
Whenever I put in more than one finger in her pussy all the way to my knuckles I can feel and rub her G-spot. She loves it when I give her pussy a good google search all the way knuckles deep. Googling knuckles deep.
by whtronin October 19, 2025
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Google Graduate

Any person of any gender or race with or without any formal education who relies solely upon Google to provide them with every bit of knowledge they have and even goes as far as to insult others who have themselves a smartphone but ask others what something or or what something means. These same people will use their superior knowledge in which Google has bestowed them with to boast a about themselves all about a lifestyle they promote and will even mock college educated individuals on topics that those individuals went to college for simply because they know more than them based on what Google told them.
Man, you sure gotta love them Google graduates. They sure think they know everything simply because they can type it in on their phone and look it up. Maybe if that was the case trans-women would know more about Klinefelter's Syndrome and would no who they really are.
by ThaDon1988 January 7, 2026
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google

if it wasnt for google id have dumped all my classes!
by a human ig January 27, 2023
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