glory wolf

The glory wolf is a mythical creature that creates his own glory holes by smashing his phallus through walls when you least expect it. You're forced to suck his pork sword or else he'll kill you because he's a fucking wolf.

Guy 1: I had the worst night, I was sleeping and minding my own business when the fucking glory wolf decided to show up and make my night. You thought the Kool-Aid guy was annoying? I still have bits of fur and paint chips from the wall stuck in my teeth.

Guy 2: That sounds awful man, glory glory wolfalujah.

by Yeluk June 16, 2010

glory-holer

adj. One who frequents his\her orifices on or around a glory hole.

I didn't think you were such a fucking glory-holer.

by misterfister420 February 25, 2011

Glowgeous

A glowing beauty.

An adjective describing someone whose inner light and beauty shines out from within.

The expecting mother and doting bride a so happy they're just glowgeous.

A rising "star."

by Move With Grace March 3, 2011

gloriate

The female process of excretion whereby butterflies, rainbows, pleasant aromas, and glitter are excreted through the pores.

Girls don't poop, they gloriate.

by applerose November 7, 2011

globosexual

A person who is attracted to men, woman, animals, inaminate objects; pretty much this person wants to make love to everything in the world.

I am a globosexual.

Dude, you are the biggest globosexual I know, you would make love to a kangaroo if it was here right now.

by Deathclause June 27, 2012

gloucester high

A place where all the students and even the teachers are on drugs. Most of the people in the school have no teeth, are pregnant and majority of the kids smell like cat piss. Where you get no education and bitched at by every teacher you see. Not only are the students that attend that school strange and obnoxious, they also think it's cool to give their group of friends a really stupid specific name. For example "The Goons," also known as "the most annoying kids in the school." Gloucester high is a pathetic excuse for a school and I feel sorry for anybody who attends it or has.

Bob: hey what school did you go to?
Ashley: oh I go to Gloucester High
Bob: Wow. That's a shame. I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Itsonlytgetruthdoe November 6, 2013

Glodfish

Glodfish is not a mistaken spelling for the word Gold Fish. Glodfish is a god, he will fuck your bitch at a moments notice. He doesn't fuck around, he goes 0-100 real quick. He is the best at everything. Video games, Sports, looking fresh, and lets not forget fucking your bitch.

Is that Glodfish over there? Yeah why? Damn hes early. Early for what? Early to fuck my bitch.

by lolqt August 25, 2014