Chris Fong

A beautiful man with a large cock

That guy who fucked me last night was a real Chris Fong

by Logan135 May 7, 2018

Selectively fondled

Hand-picked; hand-selected.

“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

by Compatibility Issue May 26, 2018

vince fontaine

The radio DJ in Grease.

Also a term for an older guy crushing on younger girls.

Hey hey this is the main brain Vince Fontaine at Big Fifteen!

by Brigan May 30, 2018

the fondler

A guy that will fondl your balls every we’re you go. At you house ,restaurant , park, and work “HE” will mostly be there to fondle any boys balls by the name of Drake

Did you hear drake and the fondler we’re together in his room last night

by Slave holder 69 June 12, 2018

Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

The Fonzie

While enjoying a cigarette after a night of intense sex, look your partner in the eyes, point at them with both fingers, and moan out "AYYYYYYYYYEE" in your best Fonzie impression, cigarette between your teeth

Friend 1 : "Yea so we fucked all night and then she pulled The Fonzie on me"
Friend 2 : Marry her, my dude"

by Chapö February 27, 2018

evan fontes

Good at basketball like lebron

Will posterize u

Will break ur ankles

Has a wet jumper

Never misses a shot

Man that dudes pulling a Evan Fontes .

by The G. O. A. T May 16, 2018