It's when you shove a Portuguese Crow egg into a girls butthole without breaking it. She then crushes it with her anus and pushes the yok out while you slurp it up with a straw. Originating in the southern farming area of Portugal in the early 19th century.
I couldn't figure out where all my crow eggs were going. Then I caught Amelia with the towns clergymen and a dozen eggs practicing the Portuguese Crow Egg. I filed for divorce yesterday.
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The hot egg sandwich is both cunning in the preparation as well as the delivery. The delivery act involves pressing your asshole against ones nose as your balls sit comfortably within the confines of the mouth. Whislt in said position you expel foul,rotten egg smelling flatulence into the nose of the previously mentioned. Now let us learn of the preparation. A 3 week diet of only expired eggs, committing to such an endeavor takes superhuman strength, but when successful all of lifes secrets become obvious.
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Get the egg dick pic mug.a nickname for Stanley Shum, who has another nickname, Shum Egg.
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
this word makes people understand his body and his hair(none)
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Get the Poo bum egg mug.A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg
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